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"Celebrity Boxing" is quite a joke, so we asked our readers to come up with some good lines about the latest edition featured in our Page 2 Mystery Photo.
Here we see Fox's celebrity boxers forming their projected Nielsen Rating -- 1.0.
The three stars of "Honey, I Shrunk the Russian Gymnast" pose in a photo-op to promote their new movie.
"Ah,hell, Fridge ate Kerri Strug, now we have to find someone else for Olga to fight."
Cast members of MTV's new reality show, "Has-Beens," try to explain how they defended themselves when they told Mike Tyson he had been voted off.
Hollywood revisits a classic: The new version of "My 2 Dads."
On the left: Before ...
On the far right: After ... after digesting Olga.
Olga Korbut demonstrates the "before and after" affects of her new weight-loss plan.
Stuck between a stick and a soft place.
"Sprinkle some water on her. Now."
And here it is, the most disturbing final round of "Elimidate" ... ever.
The Fridge and Manute both withdrew from the triple grudge match when the refs decided to repeal the rule against hitting below the belt.
In an effort to combat William Perry's Big Butt, Manute Bol went out and got himself a Korbut.
Even die-hard fans at the "Rocky" reunion convention could barely recognize Mr. T, Carl Weathers and Dolph Lundgren.
OK ... when Tyson gets in the ring, Manute, you hit him high, I'll hit him low and, Fridge, you pretend he is a rack of ribs or one of Evander's ears, whichever gets the ol' stomach juices flowing.
Olga: "OK, Manute, now just turn your head and cough."
Sad, yet true, recent publicity photo of the Drummond kids on "Diff'rent Strokes."
"So, Olga ... you're telling me a delicious shake for breakfast and another for lunch with a sensible dinner and I can look like that?"
If Olga decides to pull a Mike Tyson here and bite something, Watch out!
After pulling out Manute Bol and Olga Korbut, photographers look to see if any other washed-up celebrities are hiding in the Fridge's bulky flab.
All Three: "Hey, look at those three complete fools trying to squeeze out one last penny out of their 15 minutes of fame! Oh, wait, that's our reflection."
"I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain ... get in my belly!!!"
Whether you are extremely thin, fat or short, TKO's new summer line of Boxing Gear makes you look like a Champ!
"At TKO Trunks, we put the 'ooo!' in irregooolar!"
Immediately after the photo, The Fridge proceeded to eat Miss Korbut and use Mr. Bol as a toothpick.
It's time to play "Where's my dignity?"
Fridge: "I shall call him, Skinny-Me."
Coming this Fall to the Fox Monday nght Lineup: "Ally McBol." Follow the zany antics of Manute Bol as an overly skinny lawyer, with former Olympian Olga Korbut as his equally crazy law-partner. Also starring William "The Refrigerator" Perry as "The Dancing Baby."
"We're off to see the Wizard ..."
Olga Korbut debuts Fox's "Celebrity Whack-A-Mole."
Wait a minute! She kind of looks like a baby!
It's amazing who you'll see in line at bankruptcy court these days.
Having brought enough shame to his family already, Dustin Diamond avoided the media frenzy pictured above by hiding in William Perry's belly button.
It's just like my offensive line in Nintendo's Ice Hockey: a fat, a skinny and a medium.
The next Page 2 poll question: Should there be weight classes in celebrity boxing?
1) No And here is the real caption from Reuters: Former Olympian Olga Korbut stands between Manute Bol, left, and William "The Refrigerator" Perry, right, during the weigh-in May 14 for "Celebrity Boxing 2" in Los Angeles. Korbut will face Darva Conger and Bol will face Perry during the boxing event which will air May 22 on Fox. REUTERS/John Hayes |
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