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At least these are in team colors From the Page 2 mailbag | ||||
| Looks like Victoria's not the only one with a secret.  "Well, it worked for that guy in 'Bull Durham.' " Wes Hall Norfolk, Va. Apparently Terrell Owens' teammates are doing him the service of purchasing a new pair of panties since his are already in a bunch. Chris D'Amato Mt Pocono, Pa. "You know, Jason, I find that I play a lot better when I feel pretty ..." P.J. Burke Sunnyvale, Calif. Bryant Young and Jason Webster go shopping in a Bay Area mall after recently finishing Joe Namath's autobiography. Mike Z Philadelphia "No, no, no, no! Bryant, I think Mariucci said we need to 'be bro's and not pansies' on the football field, not 'bra and panties!' " Tim Luperini Chicago I know the NFL is tired of being called the "No Fun League," but this new uniform change is ridiculous! Zenon Thornton Seattle "Now when you get to be a real starter ... these models become people." Nate Oregon "What do you think about this one?" "No, that's not you at all, you're more of a C cup." Dominic Lee Silver Spring, Md. "Do you think this would make me look fat?" Ruddy Chicago "Red is nice, but black is my color!" Jeff Smith Muncie, Ind. "I don't know, man. I look good in a thong, and it makes me feel fast, but it gets uncomfortable when I start to sweat." Richard Mason Maryville, Tenn. "Hey, Jason, they are making these quarterback flak jackets much skimpier now, aren't they?" Neil Anderson Alexandria, Ky. "What do you think, the pink one for my wife, and the black one for my girlfriend?" Joe McGinnis Va Beach, Va "What do you mean Victoria? This one says Rodman." Rich Dsimone Chicago "Rose goes in the front, big guy." Coleen Ryan Somerville, Mass. Bryant and Jason were caught checking out some of the defunct XFL San Francisco Demons cheerleader uniforms. Duane San Bruno, Calif. Whatever the explanation is, it is probably something Victoria should have kept secret. David Lee San Jose, Calif. The 49ers are taking this "Honor Marv Albert" thing a bit to far! Jason Yonkers, N.Y. Player 1: I hear black makes you look thinner. Player 2: Not when you can see through it. Doug Bisson Boston "Jason, next time we do some undercover shopping, remind me to not wear my uniform." Brian Burton Gurnee, Ill. "I'm so excited Dennis Rodman signed with the 49ers! Which color you think would be best for his debut?" Cary Rotman Toronto They said the post-Rice era would be a bust, now I know what they're talking about. Thomas Voinaroski Kalamazoo, Mich. And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: San Francisco 49ers defensive tackle Bryant Young, left, and cornerback Jason Webster, right, look over a display at a Victoria's Secret store Nov. 13 at Union Square in San Francisco. Twenty members of the 49ers visited a number of locations in the city to encourage shopping and travel in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg) |
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