After last week's Mystery Photo caught Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates invading the turf of Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi, we wondered if Sampras and Agassi would get a turn at running Microsoft and Amazon.com.

"Our billions for your wives?"
"Deal."
Kirby
Durango, Colo.

"Jeff, if I had a million dollars for every one of your double faults ... oh, wait, I do."
Matt Alexander
Boston

Andre: "Hey, Pete, my nerd is richer than your nerd."
William Holmes
New York

Jeff: "Did you see the prize money check?"

"Hey, Bill, thanks for switching teams with me. I know how you don't like to split things up."
Jeff DeWitte
Iowa City

"Boy, Bill, you were right -- we shoulda just bought them outright instead of leasing them ..."
Geoff Peterson
Eau Claire, Wis.

Microsoft officials found that the early tests of the robotic Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi were a success, and the exclusive deal to sell them via Amazon will go on as planned.
Thomas Reagan
Arlington, Texas

"OK, Pete, no 'Net' or 'server' jokes at the press conference, got it?"
Tom Hoffman
Norristown, Pa.

Agassi: "Hey, Pete, I bet you even Gates over there can beat you at the French."
Chris Monjoy
Pasadena, Calif.

"Hey, Bill, check it out -- Anna's watching. Oh, my gosh, my wallet just fell on the ground, and would you look at all the million-dollar bills laying there."
Steve Gonzales
Brighton, Colo.

Sampras and Agassi, not quite sure how they got here, recall past glories, while Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos share stories about the first time they sold their souls to the devil.
Blas Barragan
Los Angeles

"Now that we have an even amount of hair on each side, let's get it on!"
Eric Distad
Claremont, Calif.

Apparently, "Take Your Billionaire To Work" Day got way out of hand.
Ed Egee
Alexandria, Va.

Andre points out the three front row fans he wants Bill to buy for him.
Matt Moldovan
Atlanta

After a series of long, hard negotiations, the tandem of Jeff Bezos and Pete Sampras reached an agreement with Bill Gates and Andre Agassi on how to split up the country. The sticking point was apparently how to divide up Kansas and Oklahoma. They settled this dispute by giving both states to charity.
Derek Patterson
Seattle

Bill to Jeff: "Nice match, Jeff. You beat us fair and square. By the way, I can see my reflection on your head."
Ernie J. Lamberg
Arlington Heights, Ill.

The participants of the "Before and After" doubles championship game, sponsored by the Hair Club for Men.
Matthew Lehmann
Hastings, Minn.

Man, this new tennis game for Microsoft X-Box looks incredibly real. You can almost see the stubble on Andre's head, the tears on Pete's face as he realizes he isn't the best on the court, and the horns on Bill Gates' forehead. You can even hear the whispers in the crowd of, "Who the heck is Jeff Bezos?"
Adam
Waimea, Hawaii

All was calm on the court until Bill Gates shouted, "One, two, three, four, time to start a thumb war."
Jim Bass
Granada Hills, Calif.