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| All eyes and cameras have been on Michael Jordan for the past month, so it's no surprise Page 2's Mystery Photo caught His Airness a little off-guard.
"OK, now when I open my eyes, I won't be on a crappy team ... 1, 2, 3! ... Damn! ..." Mike Santosuosso Abington, Mass. Ohmigosh, was that Dennis Rodman in the second row? Man, I sure hope he doesn't recognize me, I really don't want to talk to him. Zac Jordheim Carlsbad, Calif. Scottie, Dennis, Horace, any of you down there? Anyone? Wennington? Dovid Form Southieborough Mass. This MJ cologne sure takes away the stench of failure. Alan Boston Hey, Ichabod! Remember me? Douglas Chagnon Danvers, Mass. Jordan, after a tough loss, contemplates his next potential endorsement gig: Viagra. Kyle Fuller Irving, Texas The last time that I tried this Bugs and Elmer came to the rescue. Maybe they will help us out ... Dan Foust Pittsburgh Lose your shirt on yet another bet, did ya, Michael? Kyle Fuller Irving, Texas In an effort to lighten the mood of another Wizards' loss, Michael Jordan shows off his impression of roll-on deodorant. Tom Oates Nashville, Tenn. "Eight-minute abs my ass!" Nate Normal, Ill. "Has anybody seen my dignity?" Janet Santosuosso Abington, Mass. "Monica? Is that you? I thought you left Washington." Nate Normal, Ill. "OK, Dougie, the equipment guy wired me up, so it should be easier for me to relay the plays I want you to call." Doug Buckler Philadelphia Hey, what does this tag say? "Teammates in this uniform may be worse than they appear." D'oh! Steve May Victoria, British Columbia Hey, if I turn this inside out it's a Laker jersey. Neal Finnegan Arlington, Mass. It's gut check time for Jordan. Ed Minneapolis I know my game is around here somewhere. Mike L. St Joseph, Mich. Seeking to regain his quickness, Michael Jordan angrily orders Ahmad Rashad out of his jock. Fulton Chevy Chase, Md. Scottie, when I open my eyes, I want you to take off that Hamilton mask. Toni, same goes for you in that Laettner mask. Scott Humphrey Charlotte, N.C. After a tough loss to the Celtics, Michael Jordan plays peek-a-boo with rookie sensation Kwame Brown to cheer him up. "Where's Kwame, where's Kwame ..." Matt Kelley Arlington, Va. Pewww, I'm starting to get that "old man smell!" Josh McElhattan Belmont, Mass. Obviously, a clip from "Space Jam" just played on the big screen. Brian Sims Monroe, La. Hey, it works for ostriches. Kris The Woodlands, Texas "Dangit, that kid from the Mean Joe Greene commercial is back ... this is the third time this month! Spoiled brat." Josh McElhattan Belmont, Mass. Well, Christian Laettner looks a little more like Scottie Pippen through my shirt. Ted Lombardi Malden, Mass. Michael Jordan bobblehead doll night goes terribly wrong. Mark McLaughlin HR, Colo. ".... and here's my impression of Lamar Odom sneakin' a few puffs during a game." David Burton Fresno, Calif. "I think I left 1992 in my other pants" Josh Mann Ontario Its freezing in here. Now I know how Jennifer Aniston feels. Paul Amin Staten Island, N.Y. And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Washington Wizards' Michael Jordan pulls his jersey over his head during the first half of their preseason game Oct. 22, 2001, against the Philadelphia 76ers in State College, Pa.(AP Photo/Chris Gardner) |
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