Tim and Jerry
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Tim and Jerry From the Page 2 mailbag | ||||
Last week's Page 2 Mystery Photo caught Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause, left, and coach Tim Floyd watching a Bucks-Hornets playoff game.
 "Tim, if you go get me a couple more brats and a beer, I will let you coach the Bulls for another year" Mike Pelton Newport News, Va. Barkley? I'm in about the same shape as him. Maybe we should try a comeback. Beth E. Devlin Norwalk, Conn. With Michael I was drinking champagne and eating caviar. Now, I'm drinking out of a McDonald's cup and setting in the nosebleeds. Where's the love Tim? Ted Prelsey Manassas, Va. Bitter Beer Face! Brian Blust Tampa, Fla. "Whazzzuuuuuuup?" Justin West Hempstead, N.Y. Tim, What are yooou doooing? Tim Holden, Maine Jerry: Maybe I was wrong about that whole players don't win championships thing. Tim: You think? Mike Campbell Chicago "You went with the Lexus? Any moron can afford a Lexus nowadays, but a Mercedes? Babe magnet. Definite babe magnet." Peter Yates Seattle Hey Tim, You think they'll trade us Derrick Coleman? Tim Mayberry Hoboken, N.J. Damn, these NBA players are good -- we should get some! John New York "Tim, I think Reinsdorf is trying to tell us something by bringing us here. Now when he comes back with the hot dogs, make like the playoffs aren't "all that." Pat Waltz Chicago Jerry: "And then she says, I'm not the nurse ..." Tim: "You mind moving down a seat?" Dan Philadelphia Krause: "Maybe Vince will start the XBA, then our Bulls could actually win more than 30 games" Todd Schreiber Evanston, Ill. Krause says, "See I told them I would make it to the playoffs without Michael and Scottie!" Jeff Gest Bronxville, N.Y. I've been drinking 15-20 of these Slim Fast drinks a day, and I don't seem to be shedding any pounds, Timmy. Butch Fealy St. Cloud, Minn. "Tim, do you think the red-headed kid behind us could be our 12th man?" Adam Klug West Allis, Wis. See, Tim, same amount of fans, same watered-down beer ... We're doing all right! Now, I hear we could get Vin Baker for Elton Brand, then we're laughing! Jason Kealty Toronto Don't look now, but I think that's Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle sitting in front of me. Kent Yuen San Diego, Calif. Taking a page out of Shaq's book, these two were heard listing all the women they've had "relations" with over the years. Kevin Manville, N.J. Krause: Couldn't you just grow a goatee, ride a motorcycle and have your players read books ... for me? Please? Dan Largent Olmsted Falls, Ohio Krause: "I kinda like sitting here in the cheap seats at Milwaukee. Nobody knows who I am." Floyd: "Hey look, we're on the bigscreen!" Jeremy Hakamaa Ironwood, Mich. "That kid growing out of the side of your head is starting to bug me." C. Plows Atlanta By the way Tim, you're fired. Derrick St Paul, Minn. Hey, kid .. quit spittin' Pepsi in my ear! Jeff Stevens Austin, Texas Krause: "All we need are two veterans to balance our youth, Coleman and Thorpe could be that answer to our prayers." Daniel McCune Oklahoma City, Okla. Give me five days and I'm sure I could dismantle these two teams as well. Kevin Binversie Eau Claire, Wis. "For the last time, there is no quarterback!" Reuben Portland, Ore. I have got the biggest wedgie you've ever felt! Dave Cohen Milton, Wash. "No! Seven Minute abs! You can't even break a sweat in Six minutes!" Shawn Garner Wilmington, Del. I asked MJ if he would be interested in coming to play with us, and this is the face he made. Can you believe that jerk?! Shane Neal Odessa, Texas Da Bears. Brett Crane Springville, Utah And finally, here is what the actual Allsport photo caption stated: Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause and coach Tim Floyd take in Game 2 of the Charlotte Hornets at Milwaukee Bucks NBA conference semifinal playoff series at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wis. Jonathan Daniel/ALLSPORT  Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories |
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