Kevin Costner might be in a box-office slump, but he's still a hit with the ladies.

Page 2 couldn't figure out what the actor was doing hanging out with the University of Oregon cheerleaders, so we asked our readers to help explain things. We received more than 900 responses ... and, man, you people are vicious.

"I believe in the 64-team tournament with no play-in game, a No. 12 seed over a No. 5 seed, Cinderellas, Dickie V. yelling, 'It's awesome, baby!!!!' and I believe in long, slow kisses with cheerleaders that last three days."

B.J. Driggers
Huntsville, Ala.

Auditions begin for Kevin Costner's new movie, "I Suck As A Director, But I Still Get More Women Than You!"

Tommie Foster
Durham, N.C.

If you attend an Oregon game, they will come.

Dave
Woodbridge, N.J.

"I can't believe they think I'm Luke Ridnour!"

Tyler Thompson
Columbia, Mo.

Kevin Costner poses with everyone in the country who saw "Dragonfly."

Ahad Khan
Mooresville, N.C.

"Hi, Mr. Costner? We were wondering, since you're not using your movie career and all, could we have it for a while?"

James Wright
Ann Arbor, Mich.

Kevin is in town to promote his new post-apocalyptic thriller about a duck that travels through time to save the nubile cheerleaders of Oregon.

Matt Clymer
Charlotte, N.C.

Costner was filming a trailer for his new sequel: "Dances With Ducks."

Andrew
North Bend, Ore.

"Hey, girls, somebody said this guy used to be a famous actor. Lets take a picture with him for our moms!"

Barry Hershman
Pompano Beach, Fla.

Is that a "Tin Cup" in your pocket or are you just happy to see them?

Carl Utess
Lansing, Mich.

This years winner of the Washed Up Actor's Make a Wish Foundation Memorial Award.

James
Melbourne, Fla.

On the downside of his acting career, Page 2 had no problem signing Kevin Costner to pose with the Oregon cheerleaders for its first annual, "How many 'Field of Dreams' Jokes Can We Get" contest. Thanks to everyone involved.

Simon Fugaa
Philadelphia

People in Oregon are so far behind that Kevin Costner is still popular there.

David
Missouri

Costner's pitch to MGM: "And the name of the movie ...'Waddle' World!"

Bill Lepp
Charleston, W.Va.

A group photo of Kevin Costner and the search party he has hired to find his missing movie career.

Mike
Bergenfield, N.J.

"They think I'm Harrison Ford."

Terry Higginbotham
Oceanside, Calif.

Trying to do what no other old guy in Hollywood has done yet, Kevin Costner is dating six girls with a combined age younger than his own. What's next? Michael Douglas going out with the Olsen twins?

Raj
Tulsa, Okla.

Did any one else hear that voice say, "If you stick to baseball movies ... your career won't suck?"

Ryan Scott
Quincy, Mass.

Kevin Costner poses with the cast of the WB's new show -- "Six Blonde Chicks and a Dork."

Kevin Luby
Orlando, Fla.

And here is the real caption from Allsport: Kevin Costner and the Oregon cheerleaders pose for photos during a break in the game between Oregon and USC in the men's Pac-10 tournament at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.