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Coming up short From the Page 2 mailbag | ||||
| Andre Agassi might have found an intimidating new doubles partner on a trip to Shanghai, China.
When I grow up I wanna be this tall. Michael Renner Austin, Texas "You would like Brooke. She's your height." John J. Edison, N.J. Ohhh, ohh, pick me, pick me! John Weber Lexington, Ky. Captain Steffi Graf must choose her kickball team. Andre desperately pleads his case. Matt Rasgorshek Omaha, Neb. One is a tennis phenom, the other is the Shaq of China. Check out Andre Agassi and Yao Ming in "Twins 2" coming soon to theaters near you! Aaron Breckenridge Lakeside, Ariz. Andre Agassi eagerly volunteers to reprise the part originally played by Billy Crystal in the upcoming "My Giant 2." Jeff Philadelphia "I was once married to an actress this tall." Mike Flake Las Vegas (Twenty years from now.) "Andre and Steffi's love child is not what anyone expected!" Jack Meyer Dayton, Ohio "I don't care how many growth hormones you took, Mr. Chang, you still can't beat me." Greg McGarry Cambridge, Mass. Yao Ming: "Whoa, Andre, don't raise your hand unless you're Sure." Chris Monjoy Pasadena, Calif. I may not know much about tennis, but you said I was gonna meet Anna Kournikova. Instead I end up with the former Mr. Brooke Shields. Fahad Akhtar New York Andre: "C'mon dude! Don't leave me hanging! High five, man!" Brian Murphy San Diego He's not so tall. Back in the '80s, my hair was teased up this high. Jason Johantges Oakwood, Ohio I shall call him "Mini Me!" Patrick New York |
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