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Why is Vincent Lecavalier kissing glass?
You obliged with more than 500 e-mails, and here's a look at some of the best caption suggestions from our readers. After his immature prank, both Wile E. Coyote and his ACME Superconductive Electromagnet were escorted from the arena. Don Paul Martin Merrimack, N.H. Vincent Lecavalier finds out why the Lambeau Leap does not work for hockey. Ryan Benbow London, Ohio If they won't trade me I'll just try to escape. Scott Lamia Spring Hill, Fla. Anna ... I love you. Brady Langemo Mayville, N.D. The NHL's plan to replace Plexiglass with transparent flypaper proved to be a dismal failure. John Ashton Windsor, Ontario New corporate sponsor Velcro gets a nice plug from Vincent Lecavalier as the Tampa fans go nuts. Kevin Luby Orlando Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug ... Jonathan Small Nashville, Tenn. Too painful to watch ... must ... get out of ... building ... Ray Nagem Medford, Mass. "Gonna stay at the Y ... M ... C ... A." Sam Irving, Texas The day the Earth's rotation sped up caught many by surprise ... Kevin Patterson St. Louis Super Glue Night sounded like such a promising idea in the staff meeting ... Bret Hern Houston "Don't stand too close to the glass, Clarice." Gabe Perez Aurora, Ill. "Geez! That's the last time I stand behind Nikolai after he's had the stadium chili cheese fries before the game!" Robbie Abbe Charlotte, N.C. "... and a phenomenal bone-crushing body check by the Invisible Man." Al Florida Always coming up with New Ideas, The WWF brings cage matches to the NHL. Arle Seaton Olympia, Wash. Lecavalier finally reaches an all-time low, being checked by a midget. Sam Normington Spokane, Wash. Already shunned from Canada's Olympic hockey team, Lecavalier makes a last ditch effort to qualify for his country's figure skating team ... with disastrous results. Scot Scher Queens, N.Y. Vincent Lecavalier: "I saw this on Letterman once ..." Thomas Voinaroski Kalamazoo, Mich. To the delight of the crowd, Vincent Lecavalier shoots a live public service announcement on the perils of static cling at the workplace. Jeff K Youngstown, Ohio Vincent Lecavalier was propelled into the glass after arena officials accidently activated the "Overrated Hockey Player" magnet located in section 310. Joe McCann Lansdale, Pa. And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Tampa Bay Lightning center Vincent Lecavalier celebrates after scoring the game-winning goal in overtime against the St. Louis Blues on Dec. 21, 2001, at the Ice Palace in Tampa, Fla. The Lightning defeated the Blues 4-3. (AP Photo/Steve Nesius) |
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