Gone fishin' in Florida
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Gone fishin' in Florida From the Page 2 mailbag | ||||
Apparently, Billy Marlin and First Brother Jeb Bush are closer than anyone could have imagined. Page 2 had some trouble figuring out what's going on here.
 I don't care if your brother is president. You can't make me eat that crap! Keith Saurin Tempe, Ariz. Billy Marlin is horrified as the Governor takes a heaping serving of seafood newburgh. Len Skoros East Meadow, N.Y. "C'mon, Jeb! Can't you get me into the Lincoln bedroom for just one night? Pleeeeeease?" Adam Holtz Mankato, Minn. Let me know if you guys need me to fix the pennant race too ... Tim Lowell, Mass. After previous stadium funding campaign fails, the Marlins send a new lobbyist who can relate to Florida Gov. Jeb Bush on his level. Scott Kraft West Palm Beach, Fla. Overheard: "Don't let this smile on my face fool ya, I voted for Gore." Vicar Warman Sarasota, Fla. "Hey Jeb, do you think anyone knows it's me in here?" -- George W. Carrie Honolulu, Hawaii Yeah, I know Roger Clinton used to set you up in the Lincoln Bedroom, but the best I can do is a steak burrito. Rich Desimone Columbus, Ohio No kidding. You mean all those years the guy in the Phillie Phanatic suit was really a member of the Secret Service? Christopher Thelen Gurnee, Ill. "That's the biggest Marlin I've ever seen ... other than Brando, that is." Pat Lynch Columbia, Mo. Once again, Jeb Bush appears to be involved with something fishy down in Florida. Ray Tanford College Park, Md. Hey Jeb, can I get a recount on how many napkins you took? Ram Narayan Hazard, Ky. "I've counted three times already ... Preston Wilson did strike out 187 times last year, Billy." Francis Englert Scotch Plains, N.J. "... Enough about my family, let's talk about yours. Any relation to Sterling?" Dan S. Brooklyn, N.Y. Jeb Bush and the Marlins have agreed in principle to a trade that would send Katherine Harris and 300 Gore votes to the Marlins in exchange for Preston Wilson and a player to be named later. Jesse Cazakoff Stone Ridge, N.Y. And finally, here is what the actual AP photo caption stated: Gov. Jeb Bush, right, serves up a plate of paella with Billy, the Florida Marlins' mascot, during Dade County Days at the Capitol on Thursday, April 5, 2001, in Tallahassee, Fla. (AP Photo/Phil Coale)  Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories |
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