Getting kissed off
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Getting kissed off From the Page 2 mailbag | ||||
We noticed this The Associated Press photo and were nearly as confused as this guy.
 The latest victim of the dreaded mouth-on-cheek disease ... John Devine Austin, Texas Do you think they will still go out with me when they find out it's not my car? Michael Haugh Los Angeles OK, whatever you do,don't pinch me! This must be a dream and I am loving it! Michael Burleson White Hall, Ark. OK, Santa, that's one thing off my list. Now where's the rest? Mike Blinn Andover, Mass. See what happens when you look good in spandex? Brooks Peresich Muscle Shoals, Ala. Representatives from both the Vancouver Grizzlies & the Charlotte Hornets are making it difficult for this Memphis citizen to choose which team he wants in town. Drew Gulan Apple Valley, Minn. Vince McMahon's XNASCAR is off to a rousing start. Mark Schofield Williamsburg, Va. Double your pleasure with Double Mint Gum. Bryon O'Connell Prairie du Chien Two referees in the Maryland-Duke game showing just how much they like to kiss up to Duke. Jeff Zelinske Lebanon, Pa. The cheerleaders of Texas Tech kiss one more of their players goodbye, as Bobby Knight has struck again! Dan Goldberg Sharon, Mass. This first time viewer of Page 2 is shocked by all the information it gives the real sports fan. Dan Wellik Forest City, Iowa The racing leagues finally found a head restraint system that the drivers can wholeheartedly get behind. Tucker Greer Washington Cleetus was unsure what his next move should be, until he looked down at his W.W.W.C.D. (What would Wilt Chamberlain do?) bracelet. Suddenly, a truly alarming number of possibilities came immediately to mind. John Rak Cranbury, N.J. Lenny was dumbfounded that his 'Kiss Me I'm Irish' bumper sticker paid such immediate dividends. Jimmy M. Brooklyn, N.Y. Dude ... where's my car? Mike Estevez Freehold, N.J. They were right, the guys with the cool cars always get the chicks. Joshua Barnhardt Barstow, Calif. It's nice to win, and you girls are nice and all, but you're covering up $50,000 worth of advertising on my uniform! Greg Hager Lexington, Ky. Just another day on Temptation Island. Jon Bowers Oak Park, Calif. "Oh my God, any second now they're going to realize I'm not Nick Bakay!" Jim Hartman Conshohocken Pa. This is better than that drinking milk tradition. Bill Rigney Philadelphia Jeff Gordon? No ... Yeah, yeah, I'm Jeff Gordon. James D. Holley Birmingham And finally, here is what the actual AP photo caption stated: Italian rider Danilo Di Luca, center, receives kisses from the hostesses on the podium after winning the fourth stage of the Tour of Catalonia cycling race in Berga, northeastern Spain, Thursday March 29, 2001. (AP Photo/Cesar Rangel)  Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories |
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