Kurt Warner has had a lot of free time lately, but we didn't think he'd be this bored.

We caught the Rams QB and his wife, Brenda, putting on some sort of puppet show ... but we couldn't put our pinkie on it. We're counting on our readers to fill in all the details.

You flooded our mailbag with more than 2,000 explanations for this week's Page 2 Mystery Photo. Here are the best of the bunch.

Kurt and Brenda announce their new dessert venture -- "Warner Pops." If you lick Kurt's face for the length of five regulation football games, Marc Bulger's face appears. Available in two varieties, splintered wooden stick, for maximum potential hand injury, or solid oak, suitable for pinkie splint.
Matt Cadarette
Sunderland, Mass.

Much to his chagrin, Kurt realizes that this is the only time he will see himself in a helmet for the foreseeable future.
Rob Williamson
South Point, Ohio

P.T.I. ... Voice Over: ROLE PLAY!
Brenda: "I'm banged up, riding the pine, out of the spotlight, have not been able to put a helmet on in weeks. Who am I?"
Kurt: Brenda Warner?
Bradd Stoker
Wilmington, N.C.

I really wanted a Marc Bulger, but they were all sold out ... I got this one cheap.
Brian Purdy
Seattle

Brenda Warner, co-star of the upcoming post-apocalypse action flick, "Mad Martz: Beyond Edward Jones Dome," gleefully explains how her hubby ends up with his head on a pike.
Mike Lesan
Ankeny, Iowa

" ... So, that's how Little Kurt keeps me company when Big Kurt is on the road."
Chris N.
San Francisco

"I don't know, Kurt, I think I like it. At least it doesn't make you look like the lead singer from Roxette."
Ken Zimmer
Minneapolis

"And this is what Kurt would look like with Bulger's build."
Eric Schmitt
Easton, Pa.

"Yeah, I think it's pretty accurate ... my Kurt's a two-dimensional player."
James Patry
Berlin, N.H.

"Until Marc Bulger gets his own Chunky Soup spoon, Kurt will still be my starter."
Chris Pilgrim
Springfield, Mo.

"Of course, we were mortified to find this with a dominating Georgia Frontiere and a whimpering Dick Vermeil"
Richard Panse
Kew Gardens, N.Y.

It is the new and improved Kurt. All the personality and none of the fat.
Daphne Langley
Seattle

"Ex-husband Kurt the MVP, meet my husband the grocery bagger."
Adam Adkins
Tampa, Fla.

If Kurt loses his starting job, he can always fall back on pingpong.
Matt Neiber
Philadelphia

"God told us spread the good word ... and sell these for $3.99."
Brian Kleekamp
St. Louis

"... and these are all made from recycled grocery bags."
Steve Johnston
Hinsdale, Ill.

In a desperate attempt to regain office, Kurt and Brenda Warner present their latest campaign strategy.
Jeff Grubbs
Kansas City

After weeks of pleading with Mike Martz, Brenda Warner's emotions finally break down, "Chunky Soup just isn't cutting it anymore. I'm tired of Kurt crying himself to sleep ... and our children ... Mr. Martz, please start this man, for God's sake!"
Justin Gambrell
Oliver Springs,Tenn.

Brenda reveals what Marc Bulger used to improve his accuracy last year.
John Mench
Newark, Del.

"Thank God for the puppet mask ... she's been in this Pat Benatar stage lately."
Mike
Manchester, N.H.

On the road to recovery, Kurt Warner unveils his latest offensive threat -- Mini Me.
Mike
Aliso Viejo, Calif.

And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Brenda Warner, wife of St. Louis Rams quarterback Kurt Warner, left, holds a fan with her husband's photo during a news conference Nov. 13 in St. Louis. The Warners and the Rams are sponsoring their second annual Warner's Warm-up, a coat collection of new and gently used coats, a coat collection drive for charities. Coats will be collected before the Rams' game Monday night. Contributors will receive the Warner fans. (AP Photo/James A. Finley)