We weren't sure what Detroit Lions president Matt Millen could possibly be smiling about. Maybe football commentator/phone company shill Terry Bradshaw had something to do with it in this week's Page 2 Mystery Photo.

We received about 4,000 takes on the situation, here are our favorites.

Terry is checking out the impressive Madame Tussaud wax statue of Matt Millen. The only difference between it and the real thing -- the statue won't melt under pressure.
Craig
Auburn Hills, Mich.

"You know what the funniest part of this is, Terry? Even if Barry Sanders came back this year to rush for 3,687 yards, we would still be 12 games out of the playoffs. I need a hug."
Mark
Medford, Mass.

Matt Millen hopes Vice President Dick Cheney's appearance can help boost attendance.
Orlando Gonzales
Chicago

"Hey Matt, the Rolling Stones are coming to play here at Ford next month."

"I did not know that, Terry."

"Yeah, the Stones are favored by 8½."
Tom Werkmeister
Kentwood, Mich.

Damn Terry, if I had a win for every hair on your head ...
Greg Kigar
Gladwin, Mich.

"So I says to Howie, for Peete's sake Matt can't a-Ford it! Hahahaha!"
John McNaughton
Anchorage, Alaska

"Yea, so the guys from Ford put his stadium together ... that means we should be due for a new one by 2006."
James Hesky
Pittsburgh

"OK Terry, you old sob, you win -- Billy Ford did keep me on after 2-14. I owe you a beer!"
Jack Fredericks
Lincoln, Neb.

"I make millions at my job too! Haha! Only in America baby!"
Jeff Fawcett
Stamford, Conn.

"Hey, Matt, you guys were definitely better than the Panthers last year."

"Thanks, Terry, you were definitely better than Alf."
Jonathan Gregg
Elmhurst, Ill.

"I don't know what is worse Matty -- your Lions, your cheap suit, or your bad hairpiece!"
Kayla Joyner
San Antonio

"It could be worse, Matt. You could be working with Jimmy Kimmel."
Bill Allinger
Waterbury, Conn.

"Hey, Matt, you can call the unemployment office using 10-10-220."
Zachary Spang
Milwaukee

"Put my cleats on?! You fat bastard, I haven't played in 20 years!"
P.K.
Boston

"Hey Matt, just for fun, call Mike Brown over in the Bengals office and tell him you'll trade Joey Harrington for Akili Smith, Jon Kitna, and Gus Frerotte."

"Thanks. I needed that."
Doug Adams
Middle River, Md.

"Hey Matt, remember when you could look in the mirror and actually have some pride in the organization you were working for? ... Wait a minute ... Jimmy Kimmel is ripping on me and we have that Hooterific Barberie doing the weather! Hold me, Matt, hold me!"
Joe Wrecza
St. Paul, Minn.

"You did it! You did it! Your team covered the spread!"
Dan Spisak
Chagrin Falls, Ohio

"Thataboy, Matt. April will be here soon and that winning smile has first pick written all over it."
Brian Leto
Tampa, Fla.

And here is the real caption from Allsport: Detroit Lions president Matt Millen shares a laugh with Terry Bradshaw on Sept. 22 prior to the first regular season game at Ford Field in downtown Detroit. (Photo by Tom Pidgeon/Getty Images)