Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman! ... and Sactown assistant coach John Wetzel?! Well, it is October, but we're still not sure what this masked man was doing in Sacramento for Kings' media day, so we asked our readers for an explanation in this week's Page 2 Mystery Photo.

You flooded us with more than 1,700 caped-crusader captions, and here are some of the best.

"Holy booster bankrolls, Batman! That's the part-time job that helped you get through college at $200k a year!"
Jim Herget
Chicago

"Well, OK, at least you'll show up at crunch time!"
CJ
McLean, Va.

I wonder if he has one more timeout left in the old utility belt?
Josh
Peoria, Ill.

After staying home with Catwoman instead of going out with Robin and his pals, Batman is forced to wear the Doug Christie jersey.
Geoff Brault
Danbury, Conn.

Millons of dollars, houses, cars, and costume play with Tyra Banks ... life isn't fair.
Paul Garvey
Brigantine, N.J.

"Sorry, C-Webb, that one's for Bibby. Your Robin outfit should be in your locker."
Jay Rewerts
Des Moines, Iowa

Hey, the Wizards brought back some old superhero.
Nick Knutson
Fargo, N.D.

I think you misunderstood me when I told you to put on your game face.
Tommy Samsonite
Si, N.Y.

C-Webb wanted to know what it felt like to be a good guy for once.
Rich Spyhalski
Bay City, Mich.

"I was sent to hunt down the Kings' arch nemesis "The Choker!"
Mike Kralis
Austin, Texas

Wetzel: "Sure, you can wear that outfit today Chris ... if Tyra shows up in the Catwoman outfit."
Marlin Scurti
Eastpointe, Mich.

"Umm. Is this where the new Eminem video is being shot?"
Jason
Columbus, Ohio

"Holy perjury, Batman! Do you want a contempt of court, too?! Take that damn thing off!"
Jeff
Tulsa, Okla.

"Just laying the groundwork for my insanity plea in January."
Stephen Hamblin
Toronto

"Geez, can't you just get a superhero tattoo like everyone else?"
Mark Z.
Burbank, Calif.

Task No. 7: Convince an NBA player to give up his dignity.
Nik Joshi
Baltimore

Gerald Wallace shows up to media day in his usual off-court threads.
Samm White
Solon, Ohio

"Hello, citizens ... I'm here to stop evil doers ... Where is Chris Webber?"
Joe Evans
Seattle

Riddle me this ... Riddle me that ...
Shaq won't stop this big bad bat!
Joe Ryals
Elkins, Ark.

"Yeah, I've got flying down, but I hear you have a center who can teach me how to flop."
Greg Schell
Lawrenceville, N.J.

"Where was I when Doug Christie put up that airball?! ... I was fighting crime, people!"
Aaron Winter
Costa Mesa, Calif.

And here is the real caption from The Associated Press: Sacramento Kings assistant coach John Wetzel, right, had a brief surprise when he turned to find Kings second-year forward Gerald Wallace standing next to him in a Batman costume during the Kings media day held Monday in Sacramento, Calif. The Kings opened their training camp with their first practice Tuesday.(AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli)