You know the drill by now.

There's a lot of strange stuff happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter -- so Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange (but true) story.

What the heck was Giants' tight end Jeremy Shockey thinking when he reportedly called Cowboys' coach Bill Parcells a "homo"?

	Great reality TV -- Shockey vs. the Cowboys, Sept. 15.

A. "That's the last time I'm letting you jerks in the press edit out 'Sapien'."

B. "A couple more of these crazy quotes and John Rocker will buy me a sandwich."

C. "Everybody knows that tuna is an effeminate fish. Now eel ... there's a macho sea dweller."

D. "And he's going to be the first guest on my new show: 'Straight Eye for the Queer Guy'."

E. "I distinctly heard Parcells say that Jim Fassel has one of the best tight ends he's ever seen."

F. "I don't understand why everyone is so upset. All I meant was that Parcells prefers sex with other men."