What the heck was Jennifer Lopez thinking when she reportedly asked that the movie poster for "Gigli" be air-brushed to downsize her famous rear end?

	Was this really airbrushed?

A. "It's the next best thing, since they wouldn't airbrush me out of the movie."

B. "Well, the movie is half-assed, so the poster might as well be, too."

C. "I'm sick and tired of everybody mispronouncing the title. It's not Jiggly!"

D. "My contract calls for points on the 'back end,' so I wanted it to look as good as possible."

E. "Leaving it as-is was going to ruin my earnings-per-square-inch statistics."

F. "Truth is, it was Ben's idea. He wanted his tiny little white-boy butt to look bigger."