What the heck are the producers of a new "Dukes of Hazzard" movie thinking as they consider casting Britney Spears in the role of "Daisy Duke" and Ashton Kutcher and Paul Walker as the Duke boys?

	Britney Spears as Daisy Duke? It's tough to top the original.

A. "There's a kind of symmetry here. In a few years, all of these people will be as forgotten as the actors who starred in the TV series."

B. "Every single day for at least three months of shooting -- and longer if we can find ways to push our deadlines -- we'll get to watch Britney in those ridiculously short shorts. Score!"

C. "Should we hold off on announcing Ozzy Osbourne as Uncle Jessie?"

D. "Talk about your Dream Teams! We're teaming up the stars of 'Crossroads' and 'Dude, Where's My Car?'"

E. "We're also thinking about Anna Nicole Smith for the role of Boss Hogg."

F. "This is a surefire way to instigate a Britney-Demi catfight, and who wouldn't want to see that?"