What the heck was Alex Rodriguez thinking when he said he would be open to a trade out of Texas?

	Would A-Rod really take a pay cut? Come on.

A. "The rest of these guys just aren't earning their 15 percent of the salary pool."

B. "To make the salaries work, I'd be willing to let them trade me to Chicago for both the Cubs and the White Sox."

C. "And by 'open,' I mean 'drooling like a fat cat in a fish market the day after Yom Kippur'."

D. "Soriano, Jeter, Giambi, A-Rod ... hmmm, I like the sound of that."

E. "I just want to win. Unless, of course, Detroit is willing to renegotiate my contract for more money."

F. "Raffy keeps telling me I should see my doctor about Viagra. It's getting kind of creepy."