What the heck was former child actor Gary Coleman thinking when he declared his candidacy for Governor of California?

	Gary Coleman for governor! What a wonderful world.

A. "If I can stand up to the Gooch, I can stand up to the Terminator."

B. "With the power I can wield as Governor, I can finally give that jerk Conrad Bain a piece of my mind."

C. "My campaign slogan: Government for the little guy, by the little guy."

D. "I couldn't care less about politics. I just want that big house in Sacramento and the free Kings' tickets."

E. "I'm an actor. Arnold's an actor. The confusion alone should get me a few hundred thousand votes."

F. "Between the sympathy votes and the people who think they're voting for Webster, how can I lose?"