What the heck was Jay Leno thinking when he submitted himself to be made over on the new hit show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"?

	Can those guys do anything about Jay's chin?

A. "I thought they might make me as funny as Letterman."

B. "Conan applied, too. You know what they said? 'We might be gay, but we're not miracle workers.'"

C. "Let's see Katie Couric try this!"

D. "It's either this, or go on 'Extreme Makeovers' and get my chin fixed."

E. "Queer Eye? I thought they said Gear Eye. You mean this isn't about cars?"

F. "I hope they can give me a cool 'football-coach' look, like that homo Bill Parcells."