What the heck was Rasheed Wallace thinking when he got a look at the Portland Trail Blazers' new guide to player conduct?

	Can Rasheed stick to the code of conduct? Doubtful.

A. "I'm sorry, I have a crippling case of glaucoma and can't quite make out what it says. Anybody got any medicinal marijuana?"

B. "If Yankee Stadium is 'The House That Ruth Built,' then this is 'The Book That 'Sheed Wrote.'"

C. "I sure wouldn't want to be Damon. Says here if he carries weed through the airport two more times, he's gonna get a stern lecture."

D. "Quite honestly, I'm flattered by Chapter 4, which is entitled, 'How to Learn From Your Teammates' Mistakes'."

E. "Interesting. Very interesting. Say, is this paper smokeable?"

F. "So it's puff, puff, pass, not puff, puff,puff pass. Good to know."