What the heck was Liza Minelli thinking when she filed for divorce from David Gest?

	We'll always remember this (once) happy couple.

A. "I should've known it wasn't going to last when David got down on one knee and said, 'I want to spend the next three or four months of my life with you'."

B. "Liz Taylor? Hey, it's your old friend Liza. Say, Liz ... I was wondering. Could you fax me over one of those break-up forms? Thanks!"

C. "To be honest, I have no idea who David Gest is."

D. "This is the perfect set-up for my new reality TV show: 'Who Wants to Marry a Washed-up, Aging Millionaire With Too Much Makup?'"

E. "This has nothing to do with August being a slow news month."

F. "With all the money he's made for directing 'A Mighty Wind,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Best In Show,' I'm going to be set for ... whaddya mean his name's not Christopher?"