What the heck was Tiger Woods thinking when he rented a villa near the British Open course that overlooks a nude beach?

	"Oh, God. Monty just showed up. I can't even look."

A. "I had no idea that the Open and the Skins Game were the same weekend."

B. "Wow! I just saw a whale down there! No, wait -- it's just John Daly."

C. "I sure hope this isn't where Judi Dench likes to catch some rays."

D. "Hmmm. You know what? I think I need a little extra work on my sand game."

E. "Better this than something overlooking Colin Montgomerie's beach."

F. "So this is where Jewel parks her trailer."