What the heck was actress Tara Reid thinking when she told Details magazine (the August issue) that, "I don't want to change my personality, (but) I want people to know that this is a girl who has plans, has focus, and she's going to get what she wants. I'm not always drunk."

	"If you'd dated Carson Daly, you'd drink this much too."

A. "And you can read all about it in my new book. It's called 'Perfect, I'm Not,' and it's ghost-written by David Wells.

B. "Like, for instance, Tuesday mornings from 9 to 11 and Thursday afternoons from 3 to 4:30 -- usually -- are my regular sober times."

C. "Which is exactly why I'm talking to you, Mr. Details Reporter Guy."

D. "Actually, I'm in AA right now. I'm on Step No. 9: Making direct amends to all those people who I harmed with my performance in ''Van Wilder'."

E. "Sometimes, for instance, I pass out long enough so that when I wake up, I'm totally sober."

F. "Man, can my publicist write a great prepared comment, or what?"