What the heck was P. Diddy thinking when he told Howard Stern that he wants to buy the Knicks?

	"First thing I do ... move the team to the Hamptons."

A. "If there ever was a team in the league where I could play and not look worse than the guys already there, it's this one."

B. "Howard's tall. I wonder how his shot is dropping."

C. "If Spike wants to keep those seats, he'd better start throwing me a role every now and then."

D. "We have almost every overpriced swingman in the league. And with my help, we'll get the rest of them, too."

E. "I've been getting some real good advice from Glen Sather on how to run an organization."

F. "Ever since that night I went clubbing with Herb Kohl, I've wanted a team."