What the heck was golfer Jerry Kelly thinking as he took 11 shots to complete the first hole in the opening round of the British Open?

	"Um, can I get a little help here? I seem to be out of fingers."

A. "Some people call it a septuple bogey, but I like to think of it as a quadruple birdie minus one."

B. "We're playing a scramble, right?"

C. "I feel so bad, because I let down the multitudes who picked Jerry Kelly in their British Open pools."

D. "Freakin' clown's mouth gets me every time."

E. "And two of those shots were actually with the ball Tiger couldn't find."

F. "So I got an 11 on the first hole today. Big deal. At least I'm not ranked 396th like that Ben Curtis loser."