What the heck was thin actress Lara Flynn Boyle thinking when she showed up at the ESPY Awards wearing a flimsy negligee?

	"Want to see me disappear? Watch, I'll turn sideways."

A. "I told the designer to make a dress that accentuates my supple ribcage."

B. "I wanted to wear something special to celebrate my nomination in the category of Best Olympic Skeleton. Not as one of the riders, but the actual skeleton."

C. "I don't mean to sound like a typical woman, but would you be honest with me and tell me if this dress makes my butt look like an 11-year-old boy's?"

D. "Forget about the rings. The real reason Payton and Malone are coming to L.A. is the opportunity to see this body -- all 74 pounds of it -- sitting courtside 41 times next season."

E. "Jack doesn't let me wear 'outside' clothes."

F. "ESPN gave me this nightgown as a thank-you for appearing in their next episode of 'Outside the Lines.' I play one of the lines."