What the heck was former Heisman Trophy winner Eric Crouch thinking when he walked out of the Packers' training camp Monday night because Green Bay wouldn't guarantee him a roster spot as a quarterback? (He did the same thing to the St. Louis Rams last season.)

	"Check out this sweet ride my agent fronted me."

A. "Hello! I won the Heisman Trophy! I bet you wouldn't treat Charlie Ward like this."

B. "Now if I can just catch on with the Iowa Barnstormers, I will have completed the Kurt Warner story ... in reverse."

C. C'mon, what's that Favre guy done, anyway?"

D. "That's OK, I hear Canada has a great healthcare system."

E. "To be honest, I just find the Lambeau Leap to be a little effeminate."

F. "The Heisman trophy will look nice next to my Arby's Employee of the Month plaque."