New York's Fashion Week -- notable for even more celeb sightings than usual, even more parties we can't get into and, yes, even more unattainable models (or are they ... keep reading). There couldn't be a more appropriate time to examine the young NFL season and project which jerseys will be the hottest looks of the fall and winter -- at frat houses, in hip-hop videos, at stadium tailgates and -- we can't imagine why not -- at the parties the models go to:

	Michael Vick's No. 7 jersey is a hot little item.

Any jersey-as-fashion discussion has to start with the heaviest hitter, Michael Vick, who sports No. 7 for the Falcons (but how soon before everyone has one?). On the other hand, avoid being sacked in the formerly scorching Steelers No. 10 (Kordell Stewart) ...

If you're looking for a can't-go-wrong classic, try hanging out in Brett Favre's No. 4. We wish we could say the same thing about Kurt Warner (Rams No. 13) -- for the last few years, a great look, now just passé ...

While we're talking about flame-outs, break out your No. 10 Browns jersey while Kelly Holcombe still has the hot touch, but think about giving one-hit wonder Shaun Alexander (Seahawks No. 37) to Good Will ...

Filed under "don't say we didn't give you a heads up," you can own the party this week by getting your hands on a Panthers No. 9 Rodney Peete; try trading away your Texans No. 8 David Carr for it (yes, we know what we said about it a few weeks ago) ...

	Shaun Alexander's new-look Seahawks jersey isn't a popular item this fall.

Finally, if you're looking for a jersey to take a flier on, try Detroit No. 3 Joey Harrington. No, not because he nor the team is going to find on-field success; with Eminem's hugely anticipated film "8 Mile" set to hit movie theaters this fall, Detroit will be the next Hotlanta. At least, that's what our friends near the runway are saying ...

Bolster your trendiness by checking out the rest of what's hot and what's not hot this week. We won't guarantee anything, but the fashion models we know who read the list say they and their friends are very receptive to pick-up lines that incorporate the dish below:

What's Hot, What's Not this week
Category	Hot	Not
Do you really want this job?	Joey Harrington	Gus Frerotte
Progressive attitude toward women golfers	Greater Hartford Open	The Masters
Tailgate grilling must-have	Pepper spray	Pepper grinder
Where Jon Gruden gets his nickname	Time he wakes up ("311")	Looks ("Chucky")
Cable-sports network	Martial arts	Tennis
What Patrick Ewing will pass along to young Wizards	The three-step-no-it's-not-a-travel hop to the hoop	Size-nullifying jumpers from the foul line
George W. Bush's secret wish	To be MLB commissioner	To win back the Senate
USA Basketball	The women	The men
Attendance trends	Minor-league baseball (high)	Major-league baseball (low)
Golf endorsement	Fords	Buicks
Chicago Bears biggest problem	Accusations of trying to take out NFL's most exciting player	Lead-poisoned and/or offensive bobblehead dolls
See-or-be-seen show for athletes	"Trading Spaces"	Late-night talk shows
Hundley nickname	"Not Rod"	"Hot Rod"
Shoe powerhouse	Steve Madden	adidas
How to violate the NFL uniform code	Ask for forgiveness	Ask for permission
Heisman bandwagon	Ohio State RB Maurice Clarett	Marshall QB Byron Leftwich
Bronx Zoo featured bout	El Duque vs. Posada	Reggie vs. Billy
Model for how to do labor deal	Canadian Football League	Still MLB
Enclosed stadium to be revitalized	Superdome (New Orleans)	Silverdome (we'll take Ford Field)
Mateen Cleaves	Failin' physicals	Bench warmin'
Key Yankees partner	Japan baseball	Manchester United soccer
Olympic-sized endorser	Swimmer Michael Phelps	Skier Jeremy Bloom
Current wisdom about Steve Spurrier	It's the defense's fault	It's the offense's fault
Weekend flick	"Secretary"	"Ballistic -- Ecks vs. Sever"
Hootie's pressure point	Suzy Whaley's scorecard	The LPGA chiming in
Must-see at the Ryder Cup	How Tiger does with new irons	Epic comebacks by either team

Dan Shanoff is a columnist for Page 2. His "What's Hot, What's Not" trend-spotting list appears Thursdays. Got inside scoop on an up-and-coming trend? Want to declare something passé? Send this glimpse of your hipness to hotnotlist@yahoo.com. For more List mania, check out "What's Hot and What's Not" for the NFL season.