Based on Tuesday night's All-Star Game, you might think the concept of "tying" would be a strong pick for the least hot trend of the week. 
But the Hot-Not List demands more: We project a tie-related backlash that, while it may not sink Bud Selig, will certainly cast a shadow on the entire industry of exhibition games. If they don't count anyway -- and the administrative powers can cancel them on a whim -- why should fans bother to check them out at all?
If tying is like kissing your sister, then a tie exhibition game is like kissing a cryogenically frozen relative; give us contests with an actual result -- one that matters, while we're at it -- anytime.
Now that you've got the scoop on one thing that's passé, take a look at the rest of what's hot and what's not this week. Feel free to share with your co-workers, buddies, significant others and fellow outraged baseball fans:
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What's Hot, What's Not this week
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| Category | 
Hot | 
Not | 
| All-Star travesty | 
  A tie?!?! | 
  No Thome | 
| New Iverson nickname | 
B&E | 
AI | 
| Garish baseball jersey | 
Powder-blue, Yount-rejected Brewers retro | 
The strange taupe NL All-Star warm-up jerseys | 
| Sponsored stadium nickname | 
"Too Tall Field" (St. Louis' Edward Jones Field) | 
"Bankruptcy Arena" (D.C.'s MCI Center) | 
| Bonds-related All-Star moment | 
Torii Hunter's home-run robbery | 
Bonds' HR Derby fizzle | 
| Baseball's greatest moment | 
Kirk Gibson homer | 
Rickey Henderson record-setting stolen base | 
| Baseball fan chant | 
"Let them play!" | 
"Strike! Strike! Strike!"
 | 
| Jersey to be seen in | 
  Tour De France's "yellow" | 
  U.S. soccer | 
| Future of U.S. Soccer | 
Keeping Bruce Arena | 
MLS development | 
| NFL star-turned-hoopster | 
  Tony Gonzalez | 
  Terrell Owens | 
| Growth sport | 
Pro bull-riding | 
Men's tennis | 
| Sports power couple | 
The Williams sisters | 
Jeter and Jordana | 
| Heisman hype | 
Pic on a grain silo | 
Pic on an NYC billboard
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| Hoops summer-camp development | 
Inviting middle-school kids | 
Finding next McGrady-like sleeper | 
| Clever minor-league gimmick | 
"Tie One on for Bud" (St. Paul Saints) | 
Zero-attendance night (Charleston Riverdawgs) | 
| People we'd like to see streak at tennis tourneys | 
How about Anna? (As long as she's not winning ...) | 
The Wimbledon streaker (Too much information) | 
| Vikings endorser | 
  Daunte Culpepper | 
  Randy Moss | 
| Elway's Colorado Arena League story | 
Was team-naming contest fixed? | 
Team-naming contest is marketing genius | 
| Award to win | 
ESPY | 
AFI Lifetime Achievement | 
Dan Shanoff is a columnist for Page 2. His "What's Hot, What's Not" trend-spotting list appears Thursdays. Got inside scoop on an up-and-coming trend? Want to declare something passé? Send this glimpse of your hipness to hotnotlist@yahoo.com.