What's up with Bobby Cox?
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What's up with Bobby Cox? From the Page 2 mailbag | ||||
Page 2's Mystery Photo caught Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox shedding some layers.
Bobby shows what he learned from John Rocker's anger management class. Taron Greenville N.C. "Brandi Chastain's got nothin'... wait'll they get a load of me!" Jeff Coffey Paoli, Pa. After 10 years of sitting next to Leo Mazzone, Bobby couldn't take the rocking anymore. Chris Kelly Athens Just when we though it was safe to go to games, Bobby goes and attempts "The Full Monty." David Jr. Windsor, Colo. "Look here guys, I'm sick and tired of doing the, 'Fat guy in a little coat,' routine!" Marcus Anderson Baltimore "No, Urbina can't go to the Yankees, I wanna be traded there too!" Phil Ranker Reisterstown, Md. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts." Howie Vestal, N.Y. Bobby Cox didn't want Chipper to have to walk in the mud, so he did what any manager would do for his high-priced prima donna. James Lucarelli Westfield, N.J. "Darn it all! I was told that we'd be facing David Cone today!" Tim Waterman McKinney, Texas Suddenly, the Gold Club trial takes an ugly and unexpected turn for the worse. Michael Nicholson Atlanta "That's it! For every loss we get, I am going to take off one more piece of clothing!" Andrew Wrazen Las Vegas Bobby Cox reacts Sunday after having placed a $500 wager on Retief Goosen. Brent Morgan San Antonio, Texas "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." Ryan Bernier Brunswick, Maine "I am proud of my body and it's time to show it to the world. What baseball needs is a bit of nudity!" Scott Gulbransen Las Vegas And here's Bobby Cox trying to cover up John Rocker's latest mess. Kevin Hunt New York "That's it! I'm sick and tired of going to the World Series every year and losing! I quit! I'm going over to the Bronx with J.T. and the gang!" Steve Sova Cleveland After showing off the latest illusion he has mastered from several intense lessons with David Copperfield, Bobby Cox believes he's ready to pull off his greatest trick yet... saving the Braves' season. Amy Norwalk, Conn. "What Did John Rocker say about my mother?" Jeff Vargas New York If you thought "Showgirls" was bad, wait till you see "Showgirls 2." Chuck McSwiney Panama City, Fla. "So that's where John Smoltz's arm went!" Andrew Kovach Novelty, Ohio Fifty percent polyester!?! I bet the Yankees don't use 50 percent polyester. How the hell can we compete with them if Turner's so damn cheap? Jonah Shifrin Ann Arbor, Mich. Coming to TBS next month: A Ted Turner original picture. "El Matador" starring Bobby Cox. T.J. Geysen Franklin, Mass. In an effort to get fans excited about the Brave's recent success, Bobby rips his jacket off and begins an interpretive dance to "Mr. Roboto." Joe Cornn Harrison, Ohio And finally, here is what The Associated Press said was happening: Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox throws his jacket after being ejected during the fourth inning of an interleague game against the Blue Jays on June 13, 2001, in Toronto Cox argued a home plate call in which Braves' Wes Helms was called out. (AP Photo/ Aaron Harris)  Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories |
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