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The truth is out there, and we needed you to help us find it.
 So Dave ... any way you could get those alien pals of yours to "abduct" Kobe? Luke Lathan Chapel Hill, N.C. Next "X-Files," episode 89: How Téa Leoni turns into a large black man. David Bosniak Syracuse, N.Y. Shaq, frustrated by all this Kobe feud talk, pouts and takes a seat in the stands to see how the team struggles without him. Al Scranton, Pa. What do you mean, " 'The X-Files' movie stunk?" Have you ever actually watched 'Kazaam'? Dave Adair Suffern, N.Y. Shaq ponders the "Aliens have caused me to miss free throws" theory from undercover FBI agent Mulder. Phil Conti Foxboro, Mass. Look, Shaq, we don't need to call in the FBI on this one. Aliens and/or Kobe Bryant aren't keeping you from getting any more film deals -- lack of acting ability is keeping you from getting anymore film deals. Ian Lozada Lynbrook, N.Y. Shaquille O'Neal and David Duchovny amazingly witnessing two things that are not of this Earth: Kobe Bryant passing skills and Rasheed Wallace's calm, kind on-the-court demeanor. Rosey Ambler, Pa. At a recent casting call for CBS's remake of Jake and the Fatman, David Duchovny and Shaq, respectively, audition for the part. Chad Baker Manchester, Pa. Actors, athletes, people around the world celebrate Rickey Henderson's record-breaking walk! Does it get any better than this? Scott Breslove Allentown, Pa. You know, Shaq, Jack Nicholson's going to kill you if he finds out you're sitting in his seat. Robert Rorex Evanston, Ill. I knew we were thinking of trading Kobe, but this is a stretch. Matt Malament Charlottesville, Va. Mulder is on the case, looking for Shaq's free throw shot. It has been missing for a long time. James Bellingham, Wash. The newest unexplained X File ... how did Shaq learn how to shoot free throws this year? Pete Cincinnati Hey David. If I lived on the moon would my free-throw percentage be higher? Chris Niedermann Chapel Hill, N.C. Really ... Mark Cuban said it was OK to sit here. Jaimie Wolf New Orleans And finally, here is what the actual Allsport photo caption stated: Shaquille O'Neal of the Los Angeles sits next to David Duchovny near the end of the fourth quarter of Game 1 of the Western Conference playoff quarterfinals at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. The Lakers won 103-96. (Donald Miralle/ALLSPORT)  Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories |
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