Two wild and crazy guys
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We couldn't explain why Dan Marino was with Jean-Claude Van Damme and the Dolphins cheerleaders last week in Monaco, so we wanted you to help us figure out what was going on.
They sent me to Monaco and all I got was this stupid sidekick ... John Tallman Jersey City, N.J. Who needs a Super Bowl ring? Tim Mayberry Hoboken, N.J. Van Damme: Honey, take a picture, it's David Hasselhoff! Marino: Honey, take a picture, it's Steven Segal! Mike Chapman Boston Danny, baby! They love you in Europe. Matt Wozniak Polacca, Ariz. Introducing, your new "Riverdance" cast. Brad McQ. Houston After failing miserably while attempting to qualify for the U.S. Open, Dan Marino tries his hand at acting in Jean-Claude's new action-dance flick, "Rumba in the Jungle." Rory Shaffer Atlanta Imagine the reception if Dan qualified for the U.S.Open. Pono J. Corvallis, Ore. Dan, Damme, and dames ... damn! Jeff D Boalsburg, Pa. Isotoner Glove commercial gone bad ... really, really bad ... Tom Watrous Vienna, Va. The producers of "Ace Ventura 3" kick off production with new leading man Van Damme. Dan Marino will reprise his critically acclaimed role as "Dan Marino." Zach Marino Napa, Calif. Stars of the new action sitcom "Dan Damme" at the premier of their Miami Vice meets Knight Rider project. Andy McNamara Portland, Ore. Jean Claude: "Well, both our careers are dead, why not party like rock stars!" Dan: "At least I can still get the cheerleaders!" Jeff Brown Richfield, Minn. To clear up the confusion, ESPN held a gala, with presentations by Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dan Marino, to say that his name really is Trey Wingo. Chrispy Austin, Texas Marino is in town for the commercial shoot for the new Isotoner flip-flops. Paul Z. Hamilton, Mont. I think Dan thought he was going to star in the next action thriller starring Van Damme called "Nobody Gives a-Damme." Doug Chapin Madison, Wis. I had two dreams when I was a kid: win the Super Bowl and to meet the "Universal Soldier." At least I got one of them. James Annapolis, Md. Van Damme: "How do you get these cheerleaders to still follow you, now that your career is over?" Marino: "Shhhh, shut up and keep smiling!" Philip Price Sunrise, Fla. I'm Dan, I'm Jean, and we're here to pump you up! Wesley Chung Pacific Palisades, Calif. Whitney canceled again? SJH Raleigh, N.C. Dan's still trying to get over the fact that a 12-year-old girl got into the Open and he couldn't ... I think it's time to see a shrink. Josh Benton Gainesville, Fla. Here Jean-Claude teaches Dan the art of being a washed-up celebrity. Tim Wilton, Conn. Jean-Claude and Dan at the grand opening of the "Has Beens and Never Was" museum. Chris DeLuca South Bend, Ind. Well, at least he's not doing 1-800-COLLECT commercials! Sure sign that your career is truly over. Ryan Bernier Brunswick, Maine Dan Marino and Jean-Claude Van Damme announce their joint football venture into the EFL. The team's motto will be "We will kick your butt all over the league, until the championship game!" Scott Parkinson Los Angeles And finally, here is what the actual Reuters photo caption stated: Former U.S. quarterback Dan Marino and Belgium actor Jean Claude van Damme (right) walk past the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders as they arrive for the awards ceremony of the Laureus World Sports Awards Gala on May 22, 2001, at the Grimaldi Forum in Monaco. REUTERS/Mandatory Credit-Laureus Pool (Reuters Live Photos )  Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories |
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