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Case No. 19, Albert Pujols Page 2 staff |
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Albert "Pepe La" Pujols Joe D'Auria Randolph, Mass. Albert "No Holes" Pujols Mark Eriole Albany, N.Y. "Phat" Albert Kenny Frisch Spencerport, N.Y. "Bat" Albert Al Presutti Quincy, Mass. "Winnie the" Pujols Derek Brust Chicago "A-Pu" Just as the Kwik-Mart owner Apu gouges the residents of Springfield in the Simpsons, A-Pu has surely taken advantage of opposing pitchers in his first year in the National League. Mark Myers Youngstown, Ohio "Holy Pujoly" Harvey Toronto Prince Albert Russ Hagen Redford, Mich. "The Whopper" St.Louis already has "Big Mac" so naturally we need to call Pujols "The Whopper." Don Knotts Boston Albert the Great Phil Noto Hamden, Conn. Albert "Hits the Ball So Hard He Pujols in Your Glove" Brian Elliott Falls Church, Va. Albert "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas" Pujols For those "South Park" fans. Brian McNichols Lexington Park, Md. "Sensation-Al" Chris Eggerman Lockwood, Mo. Albert "Shut Your" Pujols Richard Strang Peekskill, N.Y. "The Maestro" John Minneapolis Albert "Kiddie" Pujols Brian K. Eyer Longview, Wash. "Albert R.B.I'nstein" Jim Colton Chicago |
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