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Cap'n Jimmy's Fun Page II


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Ask Justice Stevens, the Referee
John Paul Stevens
John Paul Stevens
Hey, kids! Puzzled over the infield fly rule? Confused on what's a charge and what's a block? Unsure about when to call "in the grasp"? Wonder no more. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens is here to interpret the rulebook and adjudicate all your problems!


Dear Justice Stevens:
Say a Cornhuskers receiver has a wooden leg. If he unscrews his prosthetic and leaves it on the field, then completes his pattern by hobbling behind the bench and catching a pass out of bounds, is it a legal reception?
Outs of Bounds in Nebraska

Justice Stevens: Appellant's petition is based on several compelling arguments: that unlike baseball, the sport of football is covered under jurisdiction of federal antitrust laws (Toolson v. New York Yankees, Inc., 1953), that the Americans With Disabilities Act can be applied to sports (Martin v. PGA Tour Inc., 2001) and that under existing college statutes (Rule 10.34 (d )), a receiver must have only one foot inbounds when making a catch. A thorough reading of those same by-laws finds no clause specifying whether the foot need be attached to the corresponding leg or body. Whether they should is not a matter before the court, but for the NCAA rules committee. The court finds for the receiver: Until or unless such rules are altered, the reception is legal.

Justice Scalia and Thomas dissenting: The Americans With Disabilities Act is designed only to assure all citizens equal access to employment opportunities, not to give a disabled citizen an unfair advantage over fully abled citizens. In this case, the receiver is gaining a clear advantage over players who cannot remove their limbs. The pass is incomplete.

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ALSO SEE:
Caple: Cap'n Jimmy's Fun Page I

Caple: Cap'n Jimmy's Fun Page III

Caple: Cap'n Jimmy's Fun Page IV





 
    
 
 
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