| | | There's the Babe Ruth fetish. And the interesting workout regimen. And a couple of controversial trades. To find out what else is going on with one of baseball's most colorful players, we go inside David Wells' brain:
The most amazing thing about the David Wells-Mike Sirotka trade mess is that none of the injured players are David Wells. But it's true. While two of the pitchers Toronto received have serious arm injuries, our hero reported to spring training in shape.
Or at least, he reported without a case of gout. |
Controls appetite:
Mmmmmmm. Doughnuts. |
Emotions:
I still don't miss the New York press ... not one bit. |
Center for cognitive thinking:
"Good-bye, metric system."
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Regrets:
The White Sox probably won't let me wear your old cap, either. |
Repressed memories lodged here:
Anne Murray version of "Oh, Canada" causes frequent tics. |
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Long-term memory center:Addresses, phone numbers, operating hours and directions for every bar on Rush Street. |
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