| | | He has won two World Series and an Olympic gold medal. But today, all people think of when they hear the name Tommy Lasorda is that embarrassing tumble at the All-Star Game. So what's Tommy thinking?
"Wow! This is great! Me here with Ripken, Gwynn, Piazza and Clemens. ... Hey, what the &#@$ was that?" |
"It was all part of my master plan to promote my new product: The Tommy Lasorda Bobble-Butt Doll."
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"I know what everyone's thinking. I never should have given up Slim Fast." |
"Can you believe the German judge only gave me a 9.6?" |
"Laugh all you want, Zim, but at least nobody ever made me wear an army helmet in the dugout." |
"I know I can't milk this baseball thing forever. I'm already thinking about my next career move." |
"When Bonds breaks the homer record, I wonder if I'll get the credit I deserve for getting him to finally loosen up." |
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