Interested in becoming an NCAA coach? It's a tough job these days -- you can't drink, hang out with strippers or buy meals for your players. Luckily, Page 2 cartoonist Kurt Snibbe has the NCAA Survival Kit to ensure your success.

Kurt Snibbe is a sports news artist for the Orange County Register, and his work will appear frequently on Page 2. He can be reached at Sportoon@hotmail.com.