Still confused about what a metrosexual is? We provide some photographic evidence of athletes who definitely don't fit the bill.

John Daly		Brett Favre
"I better concentrate; you know how many beers you can put in a Claret Jug?"		There's nothing metro about playing on the Frozen Tundra.

Eric Gagne		Allen Iverson
What else can you say about a guy that could beat Travis Bickle in a staring contest?		The Answer would need some practice at being metro, and we all know how he feels about practice.

Edgerrin James		Randy Johnson
Edgerrin's dentist will be happy to answer any questions you may have.		You don't mess with six feet, 10 inches of mullet-sporting fury.

Karl Malone		Kyle Turley
Some guys spend their cash on flashy sports cars. The Mailman bought an 18-wheeler.		You want to question Turley's manhood? OK, we'll drive you to the hospital.