A royal rumble of bit players
By Jim Caple
Page 2 columnist

As with any tournament, the bracket of TV has-beens and scandal-ridden wretches had its share of first-round upsets.

Here's how the second-round matchups look. click here to see how your bracket compares to the second-round results and third-round matchups.

East region

ROUND 1 ROUND 2 ROUND 3 ROUND 4
Play-in game:

H.R. Puff n Stuff
vs.
H.R. Haldeman

(Puff n Stuff wins)
     
Puff Daddy

vs.

H.R. Puff n Stuff
H.R. Puff n Stuff

vs.

Arnold Horshack
 


 
Arnold Horshack

vs.

Ralph Malph
Mr. Roper

vs.

Mr. Furley
Mr. Roper

vs.

Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky

vs.

Divine Brown
Sgt. Schultz

vs.

Frank Burns
Sgt. Schultz

vs.

Gary Hart
 
Gary Conditt

vs.

Gary Hart
Lenny and Squiggy

vs.

Wally and the Beaver
Lenny and Squiggy

vs.

Tootie Ramsey
Tootie Ramsey

vs.

Denise Huxtable

Midwest region
ROUND 1 ROUND 2 ROUND 3 ROUND 4
Mr. Belvedere

vs.

Mr. French
Mr. French

vs.

Marcia Brady
 


 
Marcia Brady

vs.

Jan Brady
Mork

vs.

Alf
Alf

vs.

Donna Rice
Jessica Hawn

vs.

Donna Rice
Dr. Bellows

vs.

Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay

vs.

Ruben Kinkaid
 
Ruben Kinkaid

vs.

Sam the Butcher
Gary Coleman

vs.

Steve Urkel
Steve Urkel

vs.

John-Boy
John-Boy

vs.

Boy George

Southeast region
ROUND 1 ROUND 2 ROUND 3 ROUND 4
Malcolm in the Middle

vs.

Eddie Corbett
Malcolm in the Middle

vs.

Dick York
 


 
Dick York

vs.

Dick Sargent
Rob, Chip and Ernie

vs.

The Olsen twins
Rob, Chip and Ernie

vs.

Laura Ingalls
Laura Ingalls

vs.

Punky Brewster
Gennifer Flowers

vs.

Lucy Mercer
Lucy Mercer

vs.

Maude
 
Maude

vs.

Granny
Morticia

vs.

Lilith
Lilith

vs.

Rerun
Lumpy Rutherford

vs.

Rerun

West region
ROUND 1 ROUND 2 ROUND 3 ROUND 4
The Skipper and Gilligan

vs.

Capt. Stubing and Gopher
The Skipper and Gilligan

vs.

Jethro
 


 
Jethro

vs.

The Fonz
Barney Fife

vs.

Fish
Barney Fife

vs.

Gomer Pyle
Goober Pyle

vs.

Gomer Pyle
Kato Kaelin

vs.

Lorena Bobbitt
Kato Kaelin

vs.

Fred Sanford
 
Fred Sanford

vs.

George Jefferson
Mimi

vs.

Aunt Bea
Aunt Bea

vs.

Eddie Haskell
Eddie Haskell

vs.

Jack Tripper

Jim Caple is a senior writer for ESPN.com.





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