Being ... Pete Rose Page 2 staff |
Should Pete Rose be in the Hall of Fame? Johnnie Cochran and Alan Dershowitz will argue for and against the case during ESPN's mock trial Thursday at 7 p.m. ET, but there's one more question: What does Rose think? Page 2 goes inside the brain of the Hit King:
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"I'd better be reinstated. I've already sold the cap space on my Hall of Fame plaque to an offshore casino." |
"People would really feel sorry for me if they only knew I'd been reduced to wearing the Bratwurst costume to make some money." |
"Even if this Hall of Fame thing doesn't work out, I'd still like to manage again. Las Vegas still has a shot at the Expos, right?" |
"Marge and I were both misunderstood souls. I'll always remember those talks we had while shaving our mustaches." |
"I wonder if it's too late to double-down on Pete Jr.'s baseball career going in the tank." |
"Bud's got to let me back in the game. I mean, it's not like I lied to Congress or anything." |
"I still think Giamatti said I'd be tanned for life, not banned for life." |