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Wednesday, December 27
Updated: December 28, 5:32 PM ET
 
Happy Holiday wishes to these people

By David Aldridge
Special to ESPN.com

We are in Year Three A.J. (in the year of our basketball lord Jordan) and the NBA continues to slip in and out of gear. While some Pollyannas continue to say all is well, there continue to be empty seats, 72-65 thrillers and dropping ratings.
Kevin Garnett
David Aldridge gets a big kick out of Kevin Garnett.

Nonetheless, the league isn't as bad as its critics would like you to believe. Everyone isn't overpaid. In fact, think about the guys making the most coin this season. Is Shaq overpaid? How about Kevin Garnett? Did anyone think 'Zo wasn't bringing it every night? Yeah, Shawn Kemp is disappointing to everyone, but is Chris Webber? True, the Bulls are hard to watch, but do yourself a favor and check out the Sixers when you have a chance. Sure, Derrick Coleman has wasted a lot of his talent, but the Hornets haven't bitched about him not being around; they've won seven in a row.

The glass isn't as full as it used to be. But it isn't empty, either.

Happy holidays to all, however you may celebrate them. And special HH wishes to...

  • Jason Kidd, KG, Shaq, Kobe, GP, Webber, Iverson, Duncan, StocktontoMalone. Thanks.

  • Nowitzki, Finley, Rasheed, Stevie Franchise, McDyess, Vinsanity, Tracy McGrady, Shareef, J-Dub, Starchild. Understand what is expected of you.

  • Riles, Lenny Wilkens, Larry Brown, Jerry Sloan, Rudy T, Flip Saunders, Phil Jackson, George Karl, Nellie.

  • Mike Mathis, Joe Crawford, Hugh Evans, Steve Javie.

  • Tim Frank, Cheri Hansen, Travis Stanley, Julie Fie, Tommy Sheppard, David Benner, Lori Hamamoto, John Mertz, Arthur Triche, Kim Turner, Maureen Nasser (though you'll always be Lewis to me).

  • McIntyre, Washington, Sylvan, Grumet.

  • The Commish and Big Russ; Billy Hunter and Ron Klempner.

  • Kevin Harlan, Kevin Calabro, Jim Durham.

    Robinson
    Robinson

    Mullin
    Mullin

    Smith
    S.Smith

  • The True Pros (Players' Division): Steve Smith, Chris Mullin, Eric Snow, George Lynch, Mitch Richmond, Sean Elliott, David Robinson, Reggie Miller, Jalen Rose, P.J. Brown, Charles Oakley, Antonio Davis, Nick Anderson, Allan Houston, Mario Elie, Avery Johnson, Grant Long.

  • The True Pros (Management Division): Donnie Walsh, Joe Dumars, John Gabriel, Bob Bass, Carroll Dawson, Bryan Colangelo, Ernie Grunfeld, Billy King, Mitch Kupchak, Wally Walker.

    ALDRIDGE'S RANKINGS
    THE TOP 10
    1. Sacramento
    2. L.A. Lakers
    3. Portland
    4. San Antonio
    5. Utah
    6. Philadelphia
    7. Dallas
    8. Charlotte
    9. Phoenix
    10. Minnesota

    THE BOTTOM FIVE
    25. Atlanta
    26. Vancouver
    27. Golden State
    28. Washington
    29. Chicago

  • The True Pros (Media Division): Dave D'Alessandro, Steve Bulpett, Mary Schmitt Boyer, Mark Montieth, Steve Luhm, Mike Monroe, Martin McNeal, Kerry Eggers.

  • Olajuwon, Ewing, Ron Harper, Danny Manning.

  • Alonzo Mourning, Grant Hill, Kerry Kittles, Googs.

  • Juwan Howard, Matt Geiger, Vin Baker, Shawn Kemp, Jim McIlvaine.

  • JJax, Mad Dog, Dr. Jack, Buch in the Box, John Martin, B. Sacks, Karabell, Lundy.

    More specific gift ideas for the following...

  • To The Commish: A happy medium. Somewhere between the obnoxiously expensive courtside seats and the $10 bargains in nosebleed country is a reasonably priced, fairly placed ticket where families of regular means can come and enjoy your product more than once a season.

  • To Michael Jordan: A velvet rope, so that those in Washington who want you to be a greeter like Willie Mays at Bally's can have someplace to stand behind and adore you from afar.

  • To Clippers Fans: A little more patience. You have, finally, something worth waiting for.

    Webber
    Webber

  • To Chris Webber: A house in Vegas, the keys to the city, anything to keep you in Sacramento, where you can live your life in peace, instead of L.A. or New York, where you'll be poked and prodded like Dean Martin's liver. But whatever makes you happiest.

  • To Zydrunas Ilgauskas: The address of the charlatan who has given you Andrew Toney's feet.

  • To Mark Cuban: Humility and class, things your $2 billion obviously have not given you.

  • To Paul Silas: recognition, which the national media seems to want to withhold.

  • To Pat Croce: Tylenol 3, to deal with the headaches those two whack jobs must give you on a daily basis.

  • To Eddy Curry and Tyson Chandler: No. 2 pencils, with which to take the SAT or ACT. Fellas, go to school. Please.

  • To Jerry Krause: a line from "All the President's Men": I don't mind what you did, I mind the way you did it.

  • To Dan Issel: an apology. This time, the players were wrong, and you were right.

  • To Kevin Garnett: My continued admiration and respect, for doing everything the right way. I don't care if KG's playing with me and three guys just out of County lockup, go see him perform if you are able.

  • And to my wife, the same question I've had for 13 years: why on earth do you put up with me?





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