| Category | Mets fan | Yankees fan | Edge | 
| Favorite moment | Mookie's grounder | The King's home run off Wohlers in '96 Series | Yankees fan: Just watching Ray Knight score that run makes us sick | 
| Jumped on the bandwagon | About the time Timo Perez joined the team | When Reggie hit three bombs in '77 Series | Mets fan: We're all about Timo Perez | 
| Player they think is Hall of Famer but isn't | Keith Hernandez | Don Mattingly | Even: Although Mattingly never appeared on "Seinfeld" ... | 
| Player they love to make fun of | Bill Buckner | Bill Buckner | Yankees fan: A Yankee fan's joy is seeing the Red Sox suffer | 
| Favorite ballpark feature | John Franco's vegetable garden | Monuments to Ruth and Gehrig | Yankees fan: As much as we love a good tomato ... | 
| Occupation | Sanitation worker | Mayor of New York City | Mets fan: A true fan knows our reference on this one. | 
| Favorite book | "Nails," by Lenny Dykstra | "Ball Four," by Jim Bouton | Yankees fan: A literary masterpiece vs. a literary disgrace | 
| Favorite center fielder | Mookie Wilson | Joe DiMaggio | Mets fan: Mookie hasn't been known to associate with members of the Mafia | 
| Love to hate | John Rocker, Roger Clemens | Whiny Mets fans | Even: Hey, we should all be a little nicer. | 
| Worst moment | Kenny Rogers throws ball four | Steinbrenner buys team | Mets fan: Let's just say we don't like those turtlenecks. | 
| Favorite historical moment | '69 Miracle Mets win it all | Acquire Babe Ruth from Red Sox | Yankees fan: A Yankee fan's joy is seeing the Red Sox suffer. | 
| Best managers | Gil Hodges, Davey Johnson | Casey Stengel, Joe Torre | Yankees fan: The '86 Mets never did make it back to the Series, did they? | 
| Worst managers | Casey Stengel, Joe Torre | Clyde King, Bucky Dent | Mets fan: At least Casey would give you a good quote. | 
| Favorite home run | Robin Ventura's grand slam | Bucky Dent torches Mike Torrez | Yankees fan: Hey, wasn't Ventura's hit actually a single? |