What the heck was Tampa Bay defensive lineman Warren Sapp thinking when he skipped merrily through the Indianapolis Colts' pregame stretching routine before a Monday Night Football game?

	"I ran through what? I was just trying to get to the hot dog guy before he left."

A. "Anyone seen my Easter eggs?"

B. "I've finally found a way to pay a respectful tribute to the late dancer Gregory Hines."

C. "All churlish behavior aside, this skipping is rather liberating."

D. "On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have let Lamar Odom give me that lift to the stadium."

E. "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck . . . goose!"

F. "Sorry. Sorry. I'm just trying to get away from Tracy Morgan."