What the heck was Tiger Woods thinking when he used a TaylorMade driver instead of his sponsor's Nike model in the final round of the recent Deutsche Bank tournament? (He was out of contention at the time.)

	"I still vow to you the fans to keep making those horrific Buick commercials."

A. "What are they going to do? Replace me with a 13-year-old soccer player?"

B. "I think it's clear that the blame for this poor club selection lies with my caddy."

C. "I'm just helping promote Nike's new marketing slogan: 'When your score doesn't matter anymore, use TaylorMade'."

D. "Nobody's watching, right?"

E. "If I use this TaylorMade club, maybe no one will notice that I'm wearing Reebok shoes."

F. "I don't know how that got in my bag. That's my practice-range driver. I only use it to give my fans a show in warm-ups."