Bobby Knight just found another reason to hate the NCAA.

What was Texas Tech men's basketball coach Bob Knight thinking when his nemesis, Indiana University president Miles Brand, was named as the new head of the NCAA?

A. "I think I'll take him on a congratulatory hunting trip."

B. "Geez. Now nobody in the whole NCAA will be able to choke a player."

C. "Somebody hand me a chair."

D. "It's not so bad. Maybe he won't remember me."

E. We at Page 2 refuse to reprint such profanities.

F. "If getting screwed over by the NCAA is inevitable, then just sit back and enjoy it."