E! viewers can't get enough of Anna Nicole Smith.

What were the folks at E! thinking when they renewed the "Anna Nicole Show" for a second season?

A. "What can we say, she's a cash cow. OK, she's just a cow, but still ..."

B. "Americans love disturbing reality television. And trust me when I say there is nothing more disturbing than the sight of Anna making out with Howard Stern's intern, Benji."

C. "We knew the American public was dumb. We had no idea they were this dumb."

D. "We're currently auditioning for next season's love interest. It's between Wilford Brimley, Ralph Bellamy, and Ossie Davis."

E. "Our cliffhanger season finale ends with her in the cookie aisle deciding between regular Oreos or double stuff."

F. "It'll take at least one more season before she can spell the name of the network."