In the wake of the recent allegations made against Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant, the issue of "street cred" has come flying to the surface. Marketers are even speculating that these allegations might finally give Kobe the "street cred" he needs to sell more shoes. But what exactly is "street cred"? And who has it? The defining characteristics of "street cred" remain unclear, so I've taken the liberty of drafting a chart to help sports fans distinguish which athletes have high amounts of street cred, which athletes have some street cred, and which athletes have absolutely no street cred. Just consult the chart below.
| STREET CRED: A COMPARATIVE CHART |
| Category |
High Street Cred |
Some Street Cred
|
No Street Cred
|
| Tattoo |
"Thug Life: |
A cross |
Harry Potter |
| Cell phone ring tone |
2Pac "Until the End of Time" |
"Mission Impossible" theme |
Celine Dion Chrysler ads |
| Cologne |
Fahrenheit |
Eternity |
Old Spice |
| Slang term |
"Fo shizzle my nizzle" |
"Straight trippin', Boo" |
"I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler" |
| Postgame props to ... |
Jesus |
Mom |
Teletubbies |
| Retro clothes |
Wes Unseld jersey |
Mesh trucker hat |
Aquaman underoos |
| Offseason hobby |
Gangsta rapper |
Jazz musician |
Collecting "Hello Kitty!" memorabilia |
| Car feature |
xbox |
Geo-navigational device |
"Baby On Board" sign |
| Cadillac Escalade Upholstery |
Imported Italian leather |
Suede |
Something with cow prints |
| On-flight game of choice |
Dominoes |
Poker |
Electronic Battleship |
| Parole violation |
Driving under the influence |
Skipping town without notifying proper authorities |
Removing tags from mattress |
| Favorite periodic element |
Cobalt |
Lithium |
Boron |