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| Worst sports innovations From the Page 2 mailbag | ||
Earlier this week, Page 2 listed the 10 most despicable sports innovations, and we asked you to send us your choices. We received more than 750 e-mails, and here is how Page 2 readers ranked sports' not-so-bright ideas. Be sure to vote in the poll at right to crown the worst innovation of them all.
1. The designated hitter (189 letters)
I am an AL fan, and it tears me up inside to have to admit that the NL plays purer baseball. This rule can do as much damage to the old-time records as steroids are rumored to be. Think of Bonds going another three years after his field-playing days on some AL team as DH, and socking more home runs than Aaron. (I could go on a tangent here ... digress to the body armor he wears ... but I'll spare you.) I also think that if pitchers had been forced to hit since college, they can be a viable threat at the plate. Think of all the hitter-friendly adjustments baseball has made. Is it impossible to think of a 20-game winner who doubles as a .310 hitter with 10 home runs?
You somehow managed to ignore the lead item on Dick Durbin's hall of shame: the designated hitter. This innovation managed to create a boom market for decrepit over-the-hill players, skew the competitive balance between leagues, eliminate strategy from AL games, and allow Roger Clemens to plunk with immunity.
2. Artificial turf (92 letters)
Artificial turf is ugly, dangerous and outdated. Free ACL tears for anyone who whines about getting rid of it!
Without a doubt it has to be artificial turf. Not only has it been the cause of who knows how many career threatening/ending injuries, but it also propagated the emergence of indoor "mallparks" where so-called "fans" mingle and carouse, paying attention to everything except the sport itself.
3. BCS (89 letters) Worst sports innovation? The BCS -- on a number of levels. First, what are collegiate athletes supposed to think when their schools tell 'em they can't accept money, bribes, kickbacks, whatever, because education still has integrity. Then they watch as the NCAA takes millions from companies like Doritos and GMAC just so the companies can paint their names on the fields before the game starts? (Insert take on stadium naming rights here.) Also, what are these athletes supposed to think when their schools preach the value of education but let many of them skate through classes just so they can make it to one of a few dozen bowls? Where's the benefit in foregoing a legit college degree just to play in the GalleryFurniture.com Bowl anyway?
And finally (though obviously), why should we have to tell teams like 2001's CU Buffalos and Oregon Ducks that they're getting screwed out of a shot at the national title (I think -- which bowl is which, again?) because a coach, a reporter, and a Commodore 64 in some computer geek's parents' garage can't agree on what constitutes a championship football team?
4. Performance-enhancing drugs (77 letters)
Steroids. They are illegal, just like crack. Steroids and performance-enhancing drugs of any kind reflect today's money-and-fame-driven sporting environment which causes our "athletes" to do whatever it takes to be a "success." Surely, sporting success is not defined by the stuff you stick in your body, but by the competition itself, and how well you fare on a level playing field.
Don't give me this "we're being picked on." Those poor multimillionaire's playing baseball (the true working-class game), should be under the same scrutiny as Maurice Greene, Marion Jones or Marshall Faulk.
5. Free agency (76 letters)
It's gotten to the point where, as Jerry Seinfield once said, "We're just rooting for laundry." As a Detroit sports fan, I have watched free agency ruin sports. The rich (like my beloved Red Wings) go rent the best players available, while the poor (just about any baseball team besides the Yankees) make trades for prospects because they can't afford to keep the players they've drafted and scouted well. My dad grew up with the '68 Tigers and watched all of them mature with the team and stay together. I'll never have that joy. I hope that Bud sees your list and notices that five of the top eight can be directly traced back to baseball. Is it any wonder this sport is on suicide watch? I'll give you my top-four obvious choices for this list ... 1) Free agency and arbitration -- increases the salaries for playing a game, which increases the costs of everything associated with games (seats, food, stadiums, and cable viewing). 2) The designated hitter -- Hello?! Different playing rules for each league? 3) Unions -- I understand their purpose, but I don't understand their purpose in sport. Professional athletes are being paid ridiculous amounts to play games!! To make their salaries and then have meal money, plus lodging, added on too is absolutely ludicrous to any working stiff. It's another facet that has caused prices to spiral out of control in all the major sports.
4) Drafts that allow teams to choose kids out of high school. MLB selections have had a poor track record. The NBA is a joke. Make the kids get an education or at least wait until they reach legal drinking age.
6. The glowing puck (59 letters)
I think the Canadians illustrated its idiocy best with their Molson beer commercials by showing a man wearing a cowboy hat and talking in a Texas accent (which is what all Americans are like, as far as the rest of the world is concerned) pitching the idea of a puck with a bright red tail to the NHL. Their response of course was to throw him out of their office at such a high speed, that he had a red streak of his own behind him. (Making fun of Americans evidently sells Canadian beer.) Glowing puck - worst idea ever.
I hate the glowing puck. It's like having 12 guys skating around the ice chasing after Tinkerbell.
7. Naming rights/commercialization (44 letters)
8. Luxury boxes (39 letters)
Why would you want to pay for a ticket and sit inside a small box to watch a sporting event?? You miss the camaraderie of the other fans, the true roar of the crowd, the stale beer, and fattening food. If you want a gourmet meal while watching sports alone, save the price of a ticket, stay home for the afternoon, and hire a caterer.
9. Personal seat licenses (24 letters)
10. Shootouts/penalty kicks to decide winners (22 letters)
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