The steroid story is just starting, count on it. This whole Balco situation, with its previously undetectable cocktail THG, is the break the drug enforcers have been seeking since the East Germans started turning women into men back in the 1970s.
But all the talk of testing and re-testing -- with all the arguments about baseball's weak policy and the ethics of the NFL's allegedly confidential policy -- has obscured a vital point: Dragging the issue toward daylight should embolden the clean guys in sports to speak out. Maybe, with a little luck, they can take back their games.
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The clean ones have the power, I think, and they're undoubtedly in the overwhelming majority. Think of it this way: If you're a clean-living, 15-to-20-homer guy who believes the illegal drugs taken by other guys at your position are hindering your fame and diminishing your earning power, wouldn't you want the system to change?
Baseball and its players' association are admitting to 5-to-7-percent positive results in their steroid testing, but their history of truthfulness leads most people to believe the number could be higher. Four Oakland Raiders are reportedly on their way to suspensions after testing positive for THG.
(By the way, you don't have to be the head of the ACLU to feel uncomfortable with a system that calls for players to be suspended for testing positive for a substance that wasn't banned at the time of the testing. There's little doubt THG should be banned; but this retroactive reprisal stuff is destined to awaken someone, maybe even the ever-sleepy Gene Upshaw.)
Who knows how much more is out there? If there's an undetectable performance-enhancing drug out there, and it's proven to work, don't you think word has traveled through every single locker room and clubhouse in college and professional sports?
Thought so. And the people with the real power aren't the testers or the chemists or the commissioners. Or the media, even though media pressure could be a vital component. The guys with the power are the clean guys -- the 20-homer-a-year guys and the 285-pound offensive linemen and the shortstop who's struggling to stick around without the extra eight-to-10 homers a trip to Balco might give him.
They're the ones who can campaign for change and make it stick. They're the ones who can fight for whatever shreds of purity still exist in pro sports. And every time another bomb drops, it gets easier for them to speak up for themselves. And, by extension, they'll get to speak for everybody else who gives a damn.
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To be honest, it looked like another Madonna-Britney thing was about to break out: Bill Parcells and Bill Belichick hugging, and hugging, and hugging ...
I can't wait for Kellen Sr. to show up with the hidden camera in his lapel and blindside the kid like a Dateline reporter trying to get the scoop on unethical auto mechanics: Kellen Winslow Sr. is planning to interview Kellen Winslow Jr. next week for Fox SportsNet.
And you wonder why Oklahoma decides to run up a 77 when it can: USC wins 45-0 and drops down a ranking in the dreaded BCS.
Question for the king of Balco, Victor Conte: If you were sitting on the newest designer steroid, an undetectable elixir destined to find favor in the highest circles of athletics, why do court records indicate you couldn't -- or wouldn't -- pay your bills?
With that out of the way, maybe they need to know the Raiders are up for adoption: The D.A.R.E. program in Portland's elementary schools has disassociated itself from the Trailblazers and will no longer accept free tickets until the Blazers clean up their act.
Just for the heck of it: Donald Igwebuike.
And to think, Giambi's guy used to have a locker with a nameplate right between Jason and Roger Clemens: MVP Alex Rodriguez is apparently on the outs with Rangers manager Buck Showalter and GM John Hart over the firing of a clubhouse attendant who happened to get his job because he's the A-of-Rod's friend.
Now that the riff-raff has been cleared out of Salt Lake, the basketball team can get on with the business of winning: The best move of the young NBA season obviously came in Utah, where John Stockton finally stopped keeping Carlos Arroyo from his rightful place as the best point guard in team history.
The howls of rage you hear are coming from Troy State, and University of the Pacific, and Cal, and ... : The Nebraska defensive coordinator was furious after Saturday's loss to Kansas State because he said the Wildcats showed no class in running up the score.
There's a certain beauty inherent in the simplicity of stupidity, as you'll see when you read today's most meaningless statistic: It flashed on my television screen Monday night -- "UConn 17-3 while ranked No. 1."
And finally, that stat leads us to only one inevitable conclusion: Whenever UConn has been ranked No. 1, it always -- and I mean always -- has a pretty darned good team.
Tim Keown is a senior writer for ESPN The Magazine.