Page 2's Hot 'n' Not list for the Stanley Cup playoffs |
Category |
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Hot |
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Not |
Dog |
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CuJo |
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Coyotes |
Cat |
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Felix Potvin |
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Panthers |
Decoy to hide more serious injuries |
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Hoof and mouth disease |
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Groin injury |
Pool pick |
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Milan Hejduk |
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Keith Tkachuk |
Pool sleeper |
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Scott Thornton |
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Scott Gomez |
Holdout |
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Michael Peca |
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Eric Lindros |
Original Six |
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Red Wings |
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Maple Leafs |
Late-season pickup |
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Mike Sillinger |
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Rob Blake |
Between-periods player interview cliché |
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"We just need to be patient, keep playing our own game." |
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"We need to take it one shift at a time." |
Capital |
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Ottawa |
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Dainius Zubrus |
Arena pump-up song |
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Anything Metallica |
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"Who Let the Dogs Out" |
Celebrity fan |
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Ed Norton |
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Tim Robbins |
Pest |
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Mike Ricci |
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Darcy Tucker |
Superstition |
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Skipping merrily over blue lines and red line |
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Lucky blazer |
Money sniper |
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Patrik Elias |
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Pavol Demitra |
Grinder |
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Martin Lapointe |
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Darren Langdon |
Enforcer |
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Georges Laraque |
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Chris Simon |
Redemption story |
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Alexei Yashin |
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Roman Turek |
Defensive force |
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Scott Stevens |
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Chris Chelios |
Sentimental favorite |
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Ray Bourque |
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Mario Lemieux |
Tradition |
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Blues' early exit |
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Octupus on Detroit ice |
Badge of honor |
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Stitches |
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Concussion |
Cagey GM |
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Lou Lamoriello |
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Pat Quinn |
Referee taunt |
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"It took two of you to miss that call?" |
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"Have another doughnut, you fat pig." |
Czech |
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Roman Cechmanek |
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Dominik Hasek |
Newfie |
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Natasha Henstridge |
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Harold Druken |
Playoff beard |
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Full-on Grizzly Adams look |
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Soul patch |
Dumb-fan interaction |
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Penalty-box diving |
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Glass banging |
Overrated advantage |
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Home ice |
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Veteran leadership |
Scary young team |
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Oilers |
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Canucks |
Tactic |
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Left-wing lock |
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Neutral-zone trap |
Penalty |
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Unsportsmanlike conduct, diving |
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Instigator |
Hair |
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Mullet (makin' a comeback?) |
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Mullet (nah!) |
Athlete-as-owner |
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Michael Jordan |
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Wayne Gretzky |
Between-periods entertainment |
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Just bring out the damn Zambonis, and let's play the games. |
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Shinny in inflatable sumo wrestling suits |
Target market |
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NASCAR country |
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Great White North (NHL policy, not ours) |
Goalie mask design |
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Patrick Lalime's Marvin the Martian |
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Olie the goalie's Kolzilla |
Country of origin |
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Kazakhstan |
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Latvia |